Son : Daddy, how was I born?

Dad : Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!!
Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then
I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We
sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my
hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one
of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the "delete"
button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: "You've
got male!!!"

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WEDDING & MARRIAGE HUMOR

• By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man. - Socrates

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

• Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. - Mae West

• Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

• Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.

• Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

• Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

• Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

• Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

• Do not marry a person that you know you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.